Should Masturbating Cop Mike Eiskant Already have Been Fired?

The recent story about a police officer who was caught on video giving himself the old “low five” while on duty raises serious questions about protocols at the Santa Fe, New Mexico, police department.

New information about Sergeant Mike Eiskant suggests that his masturbatory misstep is only the latest in a long line of unprofessional and sexually inappropriate behavior.


Officer Eiskant was caught, literally, with his pants down, when his dashboard camera shot some embarrassing footage, which runs over ten minutes and is extremely graphic.


In the film, Eiskant is seen unzipping his trousers and talking to himself.


“Oh you have big beautiful breasts, baby,” says Eiskant, apparently addressing a pornographic image on his smart phone. “Show me that big, show me that juicy (unknown), baby.”


After ten minutes of that rap, Eiskant’s performance is interrupted by a police call. KOB-TV obtained the video, which came to light amid serious accusations of stalking and sexual harassment leveled against Eiskant, according to the Daily Mail.


But the scandal doesn't stop there. Apparently, Eiskant has exhibited a pattern of this kind of sexual misconduct on the job and has even been the target of complaints within the department.


Former officer Shannon Brady described Eiskant as a “creeper,” and said he is a known stalker of women. “They had plenty of opportunities over the course of many years to do something about it and they refused to,” said Brady.


Eiskant is scheduled to retire in November. It is unknown how this latest incident will affect his pension and benefits.


What do you think? Should Mike Eiskant have even been on the street on the night in question? Is this yet another example of the infamous "blue wall of silence" gone too far?


Interesting factoid: when Eiskant was promoted to sergeant he was given the badge number “69.” It is possible that Eiskant requested this designation, though his former compliance officer Raymond Rael insists it could be a coincidence.


See the explicit video below:



ANYONE else caught playing with their stickshift in the car would be labeled a sex offender and sent to jail. He isn't above the law.. And in fact is abusing his position of authority.


Let him see what sex offender registration is REALLY like.


In any other job he would get fired for this, why not fire him? Most places would even prefer charges if you were caught pounding it in you office or on the assembly line.


It's his destiny to have that number and please not while on duty or atleast stop over a restaurant and do the do in the restroom. Does he know that there's a law on cell phone use while driving? (Zombie Cop) He use his talent at the wrong place and at the wrong time. This officer should had been fired not for masturbating but for cell phone use while driving which could lead to many deaths and accidents while on the porno site specially if on a pursuit. He!He! It must have been a very slow and boring day/night and decides to do the do.


There Can Be Only One.


OR, just don't masturbate at work!! What the hell, is this "police officer" 14?